![]() 10/14/2013 at 21:07 • Filed to: Chinese Food | ![]() | ![]() |
this is the most racist thing I've seen in a while
![]() 10/14/2013 at 21:10 |
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Jesus hell LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL, my stomach hurts!
![]() 10/14/2013 at 21:12 |
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What the heck? Also, why the different language sub-titles every verse?
![]() 10/14/2013 at 21:13 |
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What the actual fuck? Another "Friday, Friday" clone?
![]() 10/14/2013 at 21:15 |
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Didn't see any Panda Cheese in that shop. It's probably not there anymore. The Girl is also probably not there anymore either.
![]() 10/14/2013 at 21:18 |
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I got to 0:45 then I couldn't watch any more. That...sucked.
![]() 10/14/2013 at 21:18 |
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My thoughts exactly. She hasn't even finished growing her permanent teeth yet, what the hell...
![]() 10/14/2013 at 21:19 |
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Don't you see? The lyrics are a metaphor for racism and cultural ignorance, and the melody is a metaphor for being a shrill, talentless brat. Deep stuff.
![]() 10/14/2013 at 21:21 |
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Is the guy in the panda suit the same guy that showed up rapping in the Friday clip? Looks like the same guy.
![]() 10/14/2013 at 21:22 |
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your analysis is on my level... I feel it
![]() 10/14/2013 at 21:25 |
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My thoughts while watching:
Hmm, looks like a typical youtube parody video.
This is amusing.
Wait. Everyone in this video is pre-teen. I KNOW WHAT THIS IS. Random black rap guy coming up.
YEP. RANDOM BLACK GUY IS PANDA.
Ah, Patrice Wilson.
(For those of you who don't remember him.... He hasn't produced a hit since Rebecca Black. This one was quite good though:
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![]() 10/14/2013 at 21:25 |
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I don't think so. 'Fried Egg' caught on so quick because Black can't sing for shit. She's, like, supersaiyan level bad.
This girl here isn't going to put Adele out of business any time soon, but she's not 'bad'. Just bland. She has a tiny kernel of talent, but not enough to make uninteresting lyrics and one-note pop songs sound interesting. That's it. I don't think this will catch on the way friday did.
It hurts to say, but it takes real talent to have a voice so tone-deaf that not even auto tune can help you. Black had that. This girl does not.
![]() 10/14/2013 at 21:43 |
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"This lacks the existential majesty of 'Friday.' In the previous song, we were left wondering "What seat should I take?" Here, everything is declarative. Everything is sure, and certain. She "likes" Chinese food. It's all so beautiful. The fortune cookie does not offer a possibility; it says flat-out, "You will meet a new friend," and she does. To reinforce the point, the panda, too, is told, "You will meet a new friend... too." I give this a 4 out of 10 facepalms."
![]() 10/14/2013 at 21:45 |
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This girl looks like the type of girl to be pissed and crying she got her birthday present, which is a car, even worse, not the one she wanted, 4 hours too early on her Sweet Sixteen.
![]() 10/14/2013 at 22:06 |
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Oh Justin Bieber, you're at it again.
![]() 10/14/2013 at 23:19 |
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What. The. Fuck. Did. I. Just. Watch.